The Ultimate Guide for The Ultimate Petpage!

Petpages-There are tons of petpages, useful, helpful, amazingable, other-long-complicated-invented-words, and even more! Want your petpage to be the best? The most ultimate? Then this is the guide for you!
Step one-Pick a theme
Explain: Do I really need to explain this? It's simple: a petpage about nothing is boring, pointless, and you can't make a petpage without a theme.
How to do it: Here are some themes:
Of course, you can always be creative and try to think of an idea yourself. Or you can try to make a petpage about something you're good at, for example: I'm good at finding links, so I have a links page. If you're good at earning neopoints, you should try a neopoints earning guide, or a dailies page.
Step two-pick a name:
Explain: A page without a name-that would be strange, now wouldn't it? So that's why you need a name. If not, when people will talk about your page, they will be saying: "you know that page?" "What's the name of the page?" "It doesn't has a name, lol".
How to do it: You could do it the easy way: Your username (or name) and the content of the page after that. Example: Yael's Useful Links. Or you can do it the hard way: pick a creative name, for example: Neolinks, Neocolors, etc. (By the way, you can't use those names, they all belong to someone.)
Step three-a layout:
Explain: Like a wise man once said:"Inner beauty is the most important, but outside beauty is the first judgment". Ok, so the wise man never said that, but it's true. What people see first in your petpage is how does it looks, and that way they will judge it. You don't really want your petpage to be ugly, right?
How to do it: There are of course the premade petpage layouts, which in this case, I recommend the two top webs in petpage layouts (that I know):
Neo-Faerie Wings-Their petpage layouts PWN! You gotta see them, seriously.
Address: http://www.neo-faeriewings.co.nr/
And the other web-Spork Graphics. They have great petpage layouts, really. Not as much as Neo-Faerie Wings has, but as good as NFW's.
Address: http://www.spork-graphics.org/
If you don't want a premade layout, then you can try and make your own with this guide: http://www.neopets.com/~fhaeline
Now I shall explain to you how to pick a petpage layout (if you want a premade one and not one from NFW or Spork-Graphics.):
1. I personly think that the shape of the layout is the most important. I prefer using petpage layouts that also have a place for navigation, updates, affies, other things too on the side, and a bigger place, for the content itself. I don't think the graphic matters much, since you can always edit that with no need to have super CSS coding powers.
Step four-start working on your page:
Explain: A wise man once said: "Inner beauty is the most important thing", and you gotta listen to the wise man, right? In my words: your page can't be only pretty, it must have content on it, or else what's the point in it? Nada.
How to do it: Do I really need to explain? If you have a dailies page, put dailies on it, links page-put links on it, etc. If you need help, ask in the Help Board.
Step five-advertise:
Explain: Advertising your petpage is very important. You don't want your petpage to be unanimous, right?
How to do it: Here are ways to advertise your petpage:
That's it! You're all done. Of course you must note those things:
1. You should update your petpage.
2. Make it spicy: with extra pepper. By meaning: make it different than other petpages with the same subject.
That's it! I hope your petpage will be successful and great!