How To Get A Minion Guide!
Sloth has them, they're useful, and did I mention Sloth has them?
I'm talking about... Minions! And how to get them!
1. Create a plan.
Unfortunately, there aren't any rent-a-minion, so you have to create a plan on how to get a minion.
2. Use one of the premade plans below:
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Plan 1 step A:
- Clean your room.
- Get you a cheesecake.
- Make you a font.
- Get you a cookie monster.
- Get you your teddy bear.
You find someone random in the boards.
Step B:
You talk to them for a while.
Step C:
You tell them that you are going to rule the world.
Step D:
If the rule the world thingy doesn't works, bribe them with cookies, cheese, or nachos!
Plan 2 step A:
Go to a guild/board/plane.
Step B:
Kidnap someone and force them to be your minion.
Plan 3 step A:
Tell them you're the freelance police.
Step B:
If it doesn't works, tell them you're a cop.
Step C:
Tell them you are in the military.
Step D:
Tell them you know a secret about them. They shall become your minions automatically.
Plan 4 step A:
Find someone and tell them you took their teddy bear.
Step B:
Request from them to be your minions if they want their teddy bear.
Plan 5 step A:
Tell someone to be your minion.
Step B:
If it doesn't works, torture the person with breaking cookies. Plan 6 step A:
Make them take a chicken from a vegetarian's oven, and put it in someone's shower.
Step B:
Win them in court!
Got a minion? Good! Here's a list of things you can ask from them:
I hope you got your minion and that you are happy with him!
If you have any questions, suggestions, anything, contact me in: yael@lime-pie.zzn.com
-Yael
